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Max Black: Han4's dishes closed
steal so we don't get home

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Having to rinse off is awesome!

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Caroline Channing: And
kind of sad.

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Max Black: Are you kidding? This
is almost as good as today
tomorrow,

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when I got my period
have.

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Han Lee: Max? Caroline? Her
steal my dishes?

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Max Black: I didn't know
that you look so high
can.

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Han Lee: And I don't have that
you can sink so low.

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Stop the nonsense! I do
already enough loss with yours

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"I'm a waitress" scam.

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Max Black: Sorry,

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but our apartment is threatened
to suffocate dirt.

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Yesterday I had to take a shower to
the shower

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to shower off beforehand.

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Oleg: Get one
Cleaning lady. I have a wife

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that I pay for them
cleaning my apartment.

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It's a bit expensive, but if so
you don't have sex on her,

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then she doesn't ask for it
a lot.

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I'll ask her.

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Earl: My grandmother did
nothing asked for cleaning.

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But of course she was too
not asked.

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Caroline Channing: Let's ask
just Sophie,

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she has a cleaning service.
We have to do something.

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Yesterday there was 4 cockroaches
hurriedly left the apartment
leave.

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Max Black: Listen! the guy
the opium in my butt

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I wanted to smuggle
answered exactly the same.

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I do it!

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[theme music]

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Caroline Channing: Move,
Max. We have to go,

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as soon as the cleaning lady gets here.
That's what the house staff wants
Etiquette.

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At that time I was with friends
eating, or exercising, but...

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You and me, we just go
out and watch the ex-

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Tricky pull-ups at the traffic lights
makes.

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Max Black: Calvin is out?

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I don't want to go out. I
want to watch

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when she cleans up my mess.

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Yes, baby! I'm already waiting for my
whole life on a slave.

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I was hoping that you would
will be. Then I realized

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that you can't do anything.

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Even if Sophie gave us a discount
has given me, she should

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Call the cleaning lady “Your Highness”.

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And at some point I'll get Han
on top of that too.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Hi, you
sweeten. Here I am. Sophie from
Sophie's

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Decision cleaning service.
May I introduce

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this is Paulina!

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Paulina, say hello to the girls.
She would shake your hand

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but she only has one arm.

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Caroline Channing: Sophie, her
can hear you!

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Paulina: So what? I know that
I'm missing an arm.

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It's nothing new.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Yes! She has
lost her arm.

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I have my gold one
Earring in garbage chute
lost,

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but I was too scared
to put it in because... well.

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Paulina: Don't worry, I'll clean
with one arm,

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like I have three. I need
just four make-up,

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then I'll start.

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Caroline Channing: Sorry,

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I should have mentioned it specifically
should,

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that I would like one
Cleaner with two arms
want to have?

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Sophie Kachinsky: You don't have one
Money for two poor people!

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You wanted a good one
Pries! Half as many arms,
half price!

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Clear?

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Max Black: That's the only reason she did
an arm? To give us a discount

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to grant, you have it
cut off?

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Sophie Kachinsky: Yes, sure.
I sawed off her arm

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so you save yourself 10 dollars.

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Paulina: First this
bedroom.

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Max Black: Wait a minute. I have
4 more questions first.

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How did this happen? It wasn't
James Franco situation?

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In order to survive, he had to leave?
They don't say no.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, leave it
Let's just be fine, okay?

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It happened, it is
past.

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Paulina: I was trapped
under a truck.

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Sophie Kachinsky: We have 4s
understood!

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I ran over your arm.

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Max Black: Hey! It's not
worth the effort,

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Look for jewelry
hold on because I have him
complete

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carry with me, understand?

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Paulina: Oh, I am like that
jealous! I don't have an arm around you
approve

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to wear jewelry.

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Caroline Channing: Max, I have
Feel sorry for her. Do you see?

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That's why you walk away if
someone with too much make up and
to

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few poor people.

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Max Black: Now chill. You
is tough, like me,

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when I was young.

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That means I should mine
Hide pills.

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Caroline Channing: Max, stay
here. I'm afraid of her.

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Max Black: Oh come on! You
is armless!

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Caroline Channing: Everything
okay? Do you need help?

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Paulina: I would have it in this one
Business never got this far

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I would have accepted help.

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Help me! Can you see it
not that I only have one arm
have?

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Caroline Channing: That's okay
no problem! My old one

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I have a maid too...
you don't care.

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Paulina: Anheben! Hoch damit,
you weak thing, up with it!

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Caroline Channing: Max, come on
come here! Wir brauchen Hilfe

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to lift your mattress,
pack mal mit an!

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Max Black: No, leave them in
Ruhe!

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Stay away, not the mattress
hoch!

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Paulina: Oh, porn!

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Shame on you! Your thoughts
sind so dreckig,

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like your apartment!

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Max Black: Yes, it's porn.
So what? Ist doch völlig egal!

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A body just like God's
created when eagle pose on one

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Motorrad.

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Caroline Channing: Why are
die aus den 80ern?

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Max Black: I stand4

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auf Schnurrbärte, okay? And
abgesehen davon,

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I'm still looking for mine too
Father.

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Hör auf hinzusehen! Stop it,
to look at that!

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Caroline Channing: Since when
ist dir so was peinlich?

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Pornhub is your homepage!

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Wait! Is this a brochure for
eine Konditor Schule?

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Wieso versteckst du 4ne
Brochure for 4ne pastry chef
Schule?

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Max Black: You're a pastry chef
Schulbroschüre!

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Caroline Channing: Max, it is
toll,

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that you choose 4ne confectioner

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Training interests you, why?
ist dir das peinlich?

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Max Black: You're embarrassing!

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Caroline Channing: Come on,
I think that's something

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what we need to talk about!

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Max Black: You are what we are about
reden müssen!

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Paulina: You have the beast
wütend gemacht.

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That was a stupid move.

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Caroline Channing: No, you
are a stupid move.

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[music]

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Caroline Channing: Max? Max, you
you didn't report anymore,

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after you're gone. Here is
your uniform.

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Max?

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Max: I live here now.
My new roommates,

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the broom and the mop, would
never secretly

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snooping in my things.

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I have everything I need:
Whiskey, toothbrush, toothpaste!

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Caroline Channing: If you
your toothpaste binge gets sick,

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then bring your mop to you
definitely a bucket,

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It should be in about an hour
be ready.

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We absolutely have to think about this
Talk brochure.

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Max Black: Listen! A brochure
from 4ne pastry school to
own

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does not mean intending to
4 to go to pastry school.

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It's like that
Porn magazines. I have them though,
still have

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not about approaching tigers naked
ride and with
Sailor bullshit

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to do, I now claim
times.

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With pastry school it is
like with the porn,

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it's a stupid fantasy.

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Caroline Channing: With that

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It's not pastry school,
like with porn.

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Here in the brochure are
no hot cinnamon rolls
pictured.

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Max Black: A great toothpaste.

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Caroline Channing: You clean yourself
now no more teeth,

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We have a shift coming up.

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So, the training for
Pastry chef.

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Max Black: You're 4ne
Training to become a pastry chef.

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Caroline Channing: Take that
you back immediately!

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Max, you can pull this off,
seriously.

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The school only costs 3000 im
Year. Yes, that's a lot,

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but it can be managed.

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Max Black: But it's closed
lift? Let's talk about those
school,

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or about a fat guy who
lies on top of you.

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Caroline Channing: There are
us, Max. Your dream begins
now.

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Max Black: The one I 4ne
am a black mermaid?

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Caroline Channing: Now
relax,

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we just look around and get
the forms, okay?

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Check out the great equipment
that you may use,

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if you learn here! Finally
hättest du eine

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There are no mixing bowls
hollowed out watermelon.

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Max Black: You can
help? Sie hält mich hier
against mine

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Will firmly.

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Caroline Channing: Little one
Joke. Wenn du so weiter
do,

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you won't get any ice cream later,
junge Dame!

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Max Black: No way.

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Caroline Channing: Come on now,
hier ist das Büro.

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Max Black: As far as I'm concerned, are
wir bald fertig,

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ich hab nachher noch ein
Court date.

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Caroline Channing: Hi!

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Bebe: Hi.

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Caroline Channing: Hi!

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Bebe: Hi.

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Caroline Channing: I am
not sure

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whether we are in the right place.

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Bebe: It's like that for all of us,
or not?

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Caroline Channing: We want to
You can register with us
help?

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Bebe: Oh God, I hope so
yes.

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I have something so demanding
in my first day back

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not expected.

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I'm under observation,
because I have one on the waffle
have.

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OK. Registration.

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Caroline Channing: She's for
Max. She was crazy
impressed

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from your brochure.

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Bebe: Oh, pastry school,
exciting right?

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I was here once too
Pastry chef. And then, not
more.

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Oh, look, I've got this
Formulate.

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Wow, so I do that
I wouldn't have managed it
thought.

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Nicolas: Bebe, if you... Oh,
Bonjour! Good morning.

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Caroline Channing: Eh...

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Bebe: Chef Nicolas, this one
Girls wanted one
Registration form

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I've done it. No
Worries. Almost screwed it up

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but then not.

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Nicolas: Very good, Bebe.

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Caroline Channing: Oh, I hear that
there a French accent,
oui?

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Max Black: Oh my God, that
I can't stand it.

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Nicolas: French, yes. I
am Nicolas Saintcroix,

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Pastry chef and owner.
Bienvenue.

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Caroline Channing: Caroline
Channing. (Speaks up
French)

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Max Black: Is it over?

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Caroline Channing: This is Max.
The form is for you.

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Max Black: What's up, Franz-Man?
Do you eat snails?

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Nicolas: Oh dear, Bebe has these
Forgot second page.

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Bebe: Oh man, second page
forget, that's not good.

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I thought I had it done.
Not. Completed.

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Nicolas: It's okay, Bebe. Breathe
you in. And out again.

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Bebe: This is good stuff.

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Nicolas: She was there once
me, and then no more.

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Here, fill this out.

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The next step is this
Pastry chef exam.

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They bake me a classic one
tart,

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and bring it to me tomorrow
taste.

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And then we'll see what happens next.

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Dakord?

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Max Black: I think maybe
think about it.

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Nicolas: Okay, then do it
that. I was very happy.

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So, see you, woman
Pastry chef.

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Max Black: He called me
Pastry chef!

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Yes! Now I want some ice cream
have!

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Caroline Channing: No, you
have to go straight with the tart
start.

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He wants to taste them tomorrow.

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Max Black: I still have great
a lot of time.

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Other than that, I'm good at it
deal with pressure.

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I work best with
4 guns on the head.

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Ask all my exes.

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Caroline Channing: Well, me
prepare

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me completely differently for exams
before.

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Ich lerne zwei Wochen, wenn ich
do a pap test.

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Max Black: Keine Sorge, ich
do it.

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4Ne Tart ist doch nur so ein
Kekst mit Pudding oben drauf,
right?

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[music]

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Caroline Channing: Max! What in
all the world is going on here?

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Max Black: Anscheinend ist 4ne
Try more,

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als ein Keks mit Pudding oben
on it!

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Caroline Channing: Du bist seit
six hours in here,

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you said, you
you can do it!

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00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:06,867
Max Black: Yes, but those
Realität sieht leider anders
out.

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00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,267
I don't even have that yet
Floor finished, I didn't know
times,

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that there is a floor, you
about?

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Caroline Channing: A floor
There are always 4, everyone knows that!

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How utterly stupid are you?

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00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:18,167
Max Black: I'm 4 cakes,
but I can't bake any.

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00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,400
Caroline Channing: You should have
now nine

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00:11:21,433 --> 00:11:22,400
Be able to bake bases!

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00:11:23,567 --> 00:11:24,533
Max Black: I did too! You
are all in here. Look!

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I call it Jurassic Tart.

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00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:28,900
Screw it, it's for too
the bin,

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let's finally get it over with
us.

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00:11:30,633 --> 00:11:33,033
Caroline Channing: No, no,
you can do it! Here, here.

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00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,200
The dough looks good after all.

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00:11:34,367 --> 00:11:35,667
Max Black: Look at me, look
at me!

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I'm a shame with two
poor.

257
00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:42,900
It just doesn't work!

258
00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:44,500
Han Lee: It's fine with the tart
good progress?

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00:11:47,567 --> 00:11:48,600
Caroline Channing: This is
4n crisis area.

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Go again.

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00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,233
Han Lee: The floor is there
not even finished.

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That's the easiest thing about it.

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00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,767
Max Black: Han, this is here
Your visage.

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00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,300
Han Lee: Okay, then I'll go
now again.

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00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:01,900
She catapults the word
“Bitch” to the next level.

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00:12:07,533 --> 00:12:09,933
Max Black: I'm really into it
Ass. For the first time I am
in one

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Location from where my breasts come from
don't help.

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Earl: Hey, Max. So, I'll bet
highest trust in you,

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You know that, but... here it is
the tart

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from the gas station if you have him

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would rather submit.

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00:12:20,867 --> 00:12:23,033
Caroline Channing: No Earl,
Max doesn't cheat, got it?

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00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:24,400
Earl and Max: Since when?

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00:12:26,033 --> 00:12:28,233
Caroline Channing: So that
one thing is clear: she bakes hers
own tart.

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You, get out!

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Max: I'll4 this floor
never manage, it fits
not even

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into the form.

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Caroline Channing: Max, that
but looks good.

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00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,900
Max Black: Oh my God, me
get him into shape,

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I did it!

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Caroline Channing: I knew
it,

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and I helped, best
Girlfriend!

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00:12:41,867 --> 00:12:42,667
Max Black: Still
Crisis area.

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Caroline Channing: Okay.

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[music]

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Caroline Channing: I have to
admit,

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I've had a lot of tarts,
but yours was the tastiest.

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00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:57,233
Max Black: Well, you're not
the first man to do that to me
says.

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He is now sitting in the
Prison.

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Caroline Channing: Hey, there
he comes.

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00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:04,033
Look at him. He is coming.

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00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:06,933
Nicolas: Ladies, good afternoon.

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00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,033
Max Black: Bien Fondue,
Eiffel Tower.

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00:13:10,867 --> 00:13:12,800
Nicolas: Okay. Thanks for 4s
come.

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00:13:13,267 --> 00:13:14,600
Let's start with the tasting
on.

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Exciting, right?

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00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:18,867
Caroline Channing: Eh...

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00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,467
Max Black: Don't drip anything.

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Caroline Channing: And now to
the tart,

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00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:26,067
it's Max's first ever.
I snacked on it before

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it was like I had one
Sampled piece of heaven.

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00:13:30,733 --> 00:13:32,500
Max Black: Don't do what you do
just do.

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Nicolas: She's flaky,
creamy, for the first try
really

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extremely impressive.

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00:13:39,933 --> 00:13:41,933
Max Black: Oh, stop it
with that. It's just 4 tarts.

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00:13:41,967 --> 00:13:43,967
I don't have a cure for it
Invented herpes.

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00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,733
Or 4ne inverted microwave,
the lemonade cools.

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Nicolas: Okay, Max. Me
discuss this with mine
colleagues,

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and come back to you.

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Max Black: I'm coming at you
back.

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Totally rocked!

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[music]

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Earl: Max! Stop me
to steal.

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00:14:06,233 --> 00:14:07,767
You have one now
Cleaning lady!

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00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,333
Max Black: Feet still, Han. I
give back,

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00:14:09,367 --> 00:14:11,567
what I had taken with me. Here
are your plates.

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00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,067
And your bank card. I've got it
her wallet.

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00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:17,533
Oh, and your wallet.

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00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,767
Han Lee: There was 40 dollars
inside.

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00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,500
Max Black: You're right.

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00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:25,600
Han Lee: Then give me
at least mine

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Cosmetics voucher back.

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00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:29,733
Max Black: Caroline, Han wants
his

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00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:31,000
Have a cosmetics voucher again.

325
00:14:31,267 --> 00:14:32,100
Caroline Channing: Oh, unfortunately
too late.

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00:14:32,133 --> 00:14:33,333
It's already on my face.

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00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,333
Max, look! A letter from
the pastry school.

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00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:38,700
Max Black: That's my promise!

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00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,100
Oleg: There are a lot of things to say
People about my chili on the
Loo.

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00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:46,633
Max Black: Oleg, come here.
Han, Earl listen.

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00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,767
You're about to become extremely rude to me
be grateful.

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00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,333
I'm going to teach you something
very

333
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,967
rare part.
Much rarer than 4ne sightings
from

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00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,833
Big Foot, a UFO, or Han4s
Penis.

335
00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:59,000
Han Lee: That's why I'm sitting
here to listen to this?

336
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:02,233
Max Black: Marvel at the biggest one
rarity in the world.

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00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:04,800
You will be there live,
when I finally get something good

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00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:06,667
can experience. Listen to this!

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00:15:06,967 --> 00:15:07,967
"Dear Miss Black,

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00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:10,000
after careful examination
ours exceedingly

341
00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:12,833
numerous applications, must
we regret to inform you,

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00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:16,167
Oh, looks like I am
out.

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00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:23,500
Oleg: Looking back,
we should have insisted on it

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00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,667
that they do it alone beforehand
read through.

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00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:28,733
Earl: It's about to be canceled
clearly her last name is to blame.

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00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:32,800
You have the word "Black"
saw it and stopped reading.

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00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,267
That's why I couldn't do law
study.

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00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:37,667
I didn't have me either
advertised.

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00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:40,700
Caroline Channing: That is
terrible.

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00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:41,900
I'll see how she feels
goes.

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00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:43,300
Max Black: What does he think?
French

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00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,633
Frog actually, who is he?

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00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,167
Does he think he can just do it?
snack on my cakes like this,

354
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,067
with an ice cold rebuff
grant?

355
00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:52,100
So I'm not good enough
for his school?

356
00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:54,133
Well, unfortunately I accept
no no.

357
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:56,833
I'll go there right away
and give him my opinion,

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00:15:56,867 --> 00:15:58,200
I'm storming out!

359
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,733
And I rush in again,
it's dark outside,

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00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:04,067
the school is not open.

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00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:09,767
[music]

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00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,800
Max Black: Hey, you!
Tart eater!

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00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:16,067
We have to talk! What? You
think my pastries are great,

364
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,433
and then you feel sorry for me
to be able to inform

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00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:21,033
am good enough? But me
I regret to inform you
have to,

366
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,867
that I am very good enough
am, and I want to know what
is lost.

367
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:28,067
Bebe: Okay, your voice is one
Anxiety trigger for me.

368
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,600
I have to try this one
to escape the situation,

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00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:32,467
and me out into the hallway
put.

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00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:37,000
Could you come with me? Yours
Presence calms me.

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00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:39,733
Caroline Channing: Thank you.
Very few people say that

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00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:42,067
people about me. But me
stay with Max.

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00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:44,000
Max Black: No, I get this
there. You can have them.

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00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,333
Caroline Channing: That's that
last time that you see me
give away.

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00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,733
Nicolas: Max, your tart was
excellent.

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00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:54,600
But I was missing something. The
passion, the will,

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00:16:54,633 --> 00:16:55,933
to be included.

378
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,467
And that's why you became
rejected.

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00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,100
It was like... you wanted it
not.

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00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:03,100
Max Black: No, no, no,
no. That's just my way

381
00:17:03,133 --> 00:17:04,667
do you understand? I pretend

382
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:06,233
as if I don't want something,
because I still

383
00:17:06,267 --> 00:17:08,533
never got what I
wanted. But at this school
to go,

384
00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:10,833
I wish for more than that
anything else.

385
00:17:10,867 --> 00:17:12,533
It is my imagination and mine
dream,

386
00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:13,767
and please don't force me

387
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,100
continue this terrible,
terrible words to say.

388
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,033
Take me in, okay?

389
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:21,167
Nicolas: Okay.

390
00:17:27,867 --> 00:17:28,867
Max Black: Like, seriously?

391
00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:32,667
Nicholas: Yes. I wasn't
sure if you are for the profession
enough

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00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:35,600
Have passion, but now
it's me.

393
00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:38,733
Nice to have you on board,
Ms. pastry chef.

394
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,533
Max Black: Thank you, Mr. Confectioner.

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00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,600
Caroline Channing: Bebe has 4ne
Panic attack and must her

396
00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:46,700
Hold on to lemon, someone has
Seen your lemon?

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00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,233
Max Black: Caroline, he's taking
me up!

398
00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:51,333
I'm going to pastry school
now everyone has to see me

399
00:17:51,367 --> 00:17:52,267
Call Mrs Pastry Chef.

400
00:17:53,267 --> 00:17:54,367
Caroline Channing: Congratulations,
Ms. pastry chef!

401
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,233
You're going to pastry school
from the brochure!

402
00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:58,567
Thank God I have yours
Discovered porn.

403
00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:04,033
We live together and are
both single. Que surprise.

404
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:08,600
Nicolas: So Max, fill in
please open this.

405
00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:10,433
Then you are official
logged in.

406
00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:13,067
And you have to check for
attach the school fees.

407
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,533
Max Black: Yes. 3000 dollars. This
is a lot of ashes for us,

408
00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:18,100
We just have to save, that
just means single-layer toilet paper,

409
00:18:18,133 --> 00:18:19,933
If I do something, nothing at all
toilet paper,

410
00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:21,100
Dinner salviettes.

411
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,867
Nicolas: No, the fees
are 24,000.

412
00:18:25,867 --> 00:18:28,367
Caroline Channing: But, in the
Brochure stood 3000 per year.

413
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,067
Nicolas: They have each other
read out. There are 3000 each
Unity.

414
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,867
There are 8 units per year. 24
000.

415
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,733
Max Black: This one costs 24
000 dollars?

416
00:18:37,967 --> 00:18:39,067
We don't have that much.

417
00:18:40,367 --> 00:18:42,200
Oh my god, I'm going to do this
can never do training,

418
00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:43,900
and I admitted that
that is my wish.

419
00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:46,000
I take every wish I have
ever expressed, back!

420
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,767
Caroline Channing: Max, you
you can't just leave!

421
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,533
Max Black: You can't
just leave!

422
00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:53,800
Caroline Channing: Listen,
she needs this training.

423
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:57,667
I'll do anything for it. I could
in return in the office
work,

424
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,833
Bebe is clearly overwhelmed
and needs help.

425
00:18:59,867 --> 00:19:03,133
And that would be something for 4ne
mentally stable Wharton
graduate.

426
00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:04,433
But, I would do anything.

427
00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:06,033
even mop your floors, okay?

428
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,867
Although there is certainly something better
gives,

429
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:10,033
but if I have the floors for you
should scrub,

430
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,567
I scrub the floors. I
would rather

431
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,900
do something else, but
I would do it.

432
00:19:14,933 --> 00:19:16,433
All just to get them on this
school

433
00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:17,700
can go, no floors please.

434
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,000
Nicolas: Okay, I'll talk about it
with my colleagues,

435
00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:23,367
and come back to you.

436
00:19:23,933 --> 00:19:24,867
Caroline Channing: Oh no,
no, no.

437
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:26,000
I know what's happening

438
00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:27,567
when you tell people you
come back to them.

439
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,933
I'll stay right here until you
say it to my face.

440
00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:32,167
With your face, yours
wonderful, beautiful face.

441
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:38,233
[music]

442
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,267
Caroline Channing: Max, are
we're not poor enough

443
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:47,233
what is this huge thing about?
Bum fire? You're still fidgeting
the apartment!

444
00:19:48,433 --> 00:19:50,400
Max Black: Yes! I'm burning
my porn and that

445
00:19:50,433 --> 00:19:53,433
Pastry school brochure.
So, all my fantasies.

446
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,367
If I learned something in life
have,

447
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,300
then nothing is easier
flames rise,

448
00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:58,333
than my dreams.

449
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:00,967
Caroline Channing: They are
maybe my Christmas socks?

450
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,333
Max Black: Yes, they had to too
die.

451
00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:05,167
Caroline Channing: Well, me
spoil

452
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,733
you really don't like your
Burning Man Festival,

453
00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:11,033
However, I have something
can negotiate,

454
00:20:11,067 --> 00:20:12,833
a work-learning arrangement.

455
00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:18,433
And, you go to the
Pastry school!

456
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,467
Max Black: Never!

457
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:21,667
Caroline Channing: Here it is
her, your school uniform.

458
00:20:21,867 --> 00:20:23,533
Max Black: There will be
my name is there.

459
00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:25,767
My pastry chef name, Conchita
Bonfire.

460
00:20:28,267 --> 00:20:30,833
Thank you for that. And for
everything else.

461
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,633
Caroline Channing: Not too
thank you, because I will take you with me
yours

462
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:35,900
exploit new skills, like that
how Kim takes advantage of Kanye.

463
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,167
Or Kanye Kim? I don't know
whichever of the two wins.

464
00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:42,333
Max Black: And what a

465
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,033
Work-learning arrangement, you have
you met for me?

466
00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:46,333
Caroline Channing: It's a
Work-learning arrangement for us.

467
00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:48,300
I work in the office and help
there Bebe.

468
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:49,967
So I work and you learn.

469
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,067
Max Black: You work in
my school? Mom!

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[Music]